Cell: 8502640674

Slightly dated photo of Robbie on his (ex)horse Amtrack. He finally caught what he was looking for 😉
If you’re in the market for a (Tampa) Bayfriend keep on looking cause this one is finally spoken for!
Robbie is a Florida native, and (relatively) recent co-home owner in Tampa with Sarah, a native of the midwest. Sarah is originally from a well known town just barely over 1.5 hours outside of Peioria, Illinois and moved to Tampa to find love (or maybe not. I admit I did not interview her, or anyone, while making this website).
Sarah and Robbie’s story is fairly traditional. They met and started dating. Then broke up for no reason. Then started dating again after Sarah babysat for Robbie’s brother in law’s son during a gym session which prompted Robbie to reconnect with Sarah (after yelling at his brother in law very rudely) and she moved in right away after a hurricane destroyed her apartment. They have been inseparable ever since.
Sarah used to work as a bedside nurse and now works in medical device equipment sells across Southwest Florida. Robbie had really well paying job as a Big Law lawyer that he retired from just before proposing to Sarah. Which is a classic smart move by a Duke trained lawyer because it cuts expenses for an engagement ring down quite a bit (back of the napkin math shows 3 months of zero salary is $0).
Robbie is also a former Cowboy, now Sea Captain. See the pics posted for proof if you don’t believe me
If you said you’ve ever met another Lawyer/Cowboy/Sea Captain/Jobless engaged mid thirty year old in Tampa who stands nearly 71 inches tall I’d call you a liar. And I’d call him the happiest he’s ever been.
Congratulations Robbie and Sarah!
Cell: 8502640674
If you’re a little late to this website and missed the initial inside joke, it’s understandable. That’s why I made a sample text (below) that you can copy and paste and send to them so that you don’t feel excluded.
“Hi Robbie and Sarah, my name is [insert name]. CONGRATULATIONS!! I loved your initial dating website your genius brother in law made that totally worked and got you guys hitched to the person of your dreams. I bet the wedding is going to be amazing. Can’t wait to see y’all in [insert wedding venue] on [insert date]!!

Captain Rob and Sarah cruising Tampa Bay

A picture of the second hardest thing Sarah’s gotten in a box
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